what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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