But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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