your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Randomize
