We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
