I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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