Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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