There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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