Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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