you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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