belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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