I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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