I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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