In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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