I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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