im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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