physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
just tell him i said nine months
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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