How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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