I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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