Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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