Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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