oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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