Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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