Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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