I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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