I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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