You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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