PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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