Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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