best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
you never un-have a 4some
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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