Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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