CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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