so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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