You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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