we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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