question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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