I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
A bitchslap is in order.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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