If that was your dad, he is hot
Soap is not a condiment
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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