Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
please don't ironically join a cult
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