i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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