why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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