Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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