They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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