Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
how can u be prego again
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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