we're blogging at a bar
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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