all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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