i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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