You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Randomize
