I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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