Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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