Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
wow bdsm is so cute
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