im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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