It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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