who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I just pynch a tree in the face
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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