i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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