i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
