That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I touched a dick in church today
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