i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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