my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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