I wanna bring you to show and tell
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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