stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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