I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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