Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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